Archive for September 15, 2010

Creativity Is Not My Forté

I have ideas for titles of pieces, but not the actual script. Crap. I’m working backwards in a world where left is right and right is wrong.

I Kissed a Girl

I dreamt I kissed my crush if I were a lesbian at this really good Chinese restaurant. When I told my best gay friend about it, he asked me if I could put him down for a table for him, his boyfriend & his dog.

Fuck you, dude! Here, your number is 26.