I Kissed a Girl


I dreamt I kissed my crush if I were a lesbian at this really good Chinese restaurant. When I told my best gay friend about it, he asked me if I could put him down for a table for him, his boyfriend & his dog.

Fuck you, dude! Here, your number is 26.

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